shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
(via quentintarrantino)
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…