aclorable:

*in drive through* yes id like a mcboyfriend

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sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

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utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren’t wearing shoes

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

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…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

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